If you're one of my loyal readers, you've taken note of my pleasure in referencing Bar Rafaeli, not so much because she's, well...BAR RAFAELI...but because I'm amused by the many Google searchers who come my way as a result of their queries. I haven't the foggiest idea of how Google's fabled algorhytm works (aside from the oft-mentioned assertions that it factors in how many other sites reference you and, of course, the content.)
Well...imagine my amusement when I discovered that yours truly is the fifth result on the entire internet when searching for "chumus". How in Sabra did that happen? Sadly enough, I'm down from THREE earlier this week. See for yourselves...
Did this conversation happen in Silicon Valley this week?
We may never know.
Larry Page: "Sergey! Sergey! What the hell is this crap?"
Sergey Brin: "How did THAT guy get so high?"
LP: "I don't know, but we need some new software developers. CLEAN HOUSE, DAMMIT! LARRY IS GETTING ANGRY!!!!!!!!"
SB: (under his breath) "I hate it when he gets this way."
OK, GOOGLE! IT'S ON, BABY! PUT ME AT THE TOP!!!!!!!!!!
CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS
CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS
CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS HUMMUS CHUMUS
C'mon, Google guys...I don't ask for much.
And with this in the news...just for good measure...
Bar Rafaeli Chumus Rafaummus Chumbar Hummaeli.
If I'm number one in any of these categories by the weekend, I'm quitting my job and entering the chickpea industry.
Chickpea chickpea chickpea!
12 comments:
That is just ridiculous!
you are a very special boy.
just saw SI w/ bar in it, very impressive.
i predict a b.lo-bar wedding soon
Beware! Trying to trick Google can get you delisted. Also, "Bar rafaeli and chumus" searched together makes you #1! Kol Hakavod, dear blogmaster sheli.
1) Larry, if Bar and I get married, you get first shot at her friends. (I'll even let you choose the first song at our wedding.) There will not however be an open bar.
2) "Bar rafaeli and chumus" gives me the top FIVE results! Now if someone would only attack her with a plate of chumus, my traffic would multiply 100 times.
No one else will know what this means, but lick AI.
And beware about advocating for attacks on famous people - whatever the condiment. You may have a crazed reader who will take you at your word. As the spy says in Les Mis: "I have overheard their plans, there will be no chummus attack tonight." He does - listen to the track real slowly.
Make ground chick peas, not chummus attacks.
Well Google is wonderful tool for finding people ;)
That's hilarious.
I get one of the top results because one time I spelled Hamas wrong on purpose, spelling Hamoos. For some reason people are always looking up Hamoos.
reminds me of my post
http://hesderoleh.blogspot.com/2007/03/i-am-top-blog-for-search-of-iajv.html
did you see that? or did we both just happen to post screen shots of where we are on google?
I think google gives extra weight to blogspot, thats my theory at least
ha, I just realized your post was before mine, I wonder how I missed this post before and until now. great minds think alike...
loyal freak fan that i am, i actually googled 'chumus' just now (seven months after u posted this) and to my delight, u came in 4th, not 5th. you are going places, young man, you are going places!
1) How did you not get booted for that?
2) There is a Google advertisement for GoogleIsrael there (it changes, but it's there for me now) -- under that post.
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