The Talentless Biotch Formerly Known as Bar

Break-ups are hell, people. We've all had them. Sometimes we're fortunate to move on and remain friends with our exes and sometimes the pain is too great and we must go our separate ways. Either way, it's not easy. Imagine my feelings yesterday when I read the quotes from my ex-girlfriend, Bar Refaeli, criticizing Israel.

(AP) In comments published Tuesday, Refaeli had few kind words for her native country, saying she has no regrets about dodging mandatory military service and announcing she is moving to Los Angeles.

"I don't regret not having been drafted into the army, because I made out big," Refaeli, 22, told the Yediot Ahronot daily. "Why is it good to die for one's country," she asked rhetorically. "Isn't it better to live in New York?"

"I won't bring anyone famous to Israel because there is a chutzpah here that you won't see anywhere else," Refaeli said.

You don't see it anywhere else, do you? Maybe you'd be able to see a little better if you'd remove your head from Leo's butt. It would have been one thing for her to drag our dirty laundry into the public eye, but to bash your own country? We don't need that, Bar. For that reason, I am swearing you off forever and changing this blog's topic category from Bar Refaeli to "The Talentless Biotch Formerly Known as Bar."

One of the many pictures of us which I'll be deleting forever.
(No, I didn't Photoshop it. My camera sucks, ok?)

Good riddance, and seriously, please stop friending me on Facebook. It's beyond pathetic.