I am not one for conspiracy theories but something is amiss in Delta-Israel! Please see the letter I recently received from their customer service department after having problems during a recent check-in.
Some of the red flags:
- "Thank you..."
- "We are sorry..."
- "We regret that..."
- "...we apologize for..."
- "Again, thank you..."
- "...accept our sincerest apology..."
- And the kicker..."please find attached our check in the amount of...US$50."
Does anyone have connections in the media??? Considering this letter is dated a month ago, they've done a great job of covering their tracks but they failed to recognize one thing: no American immigrant would ever believe this letter ever came from Israeli customer service.
So please, my loyal readers, spread the word, make a phone call, DO SOMETHING!!! THE FUTURE OF THE JEWISH STATE IS AT STAKE!!!
(My family members, if I mysteriously disappear in the immediate future, I love you. Please give my Aerosmith CDs to someone who'll appreciate them.)
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3 comments:
Be positive, maybe they care about you! When BA lost my luggage I got a voucher (enough shmekels to buy a micro bikini and an OJ) and an apology. Of course, when El Al broke my lovely picture from the Bombay store, marked "fragile," I got bubkis. Their attitude was "you took a chance on our cargo and you lost!" Nyaaaah!
I know I'm two months late to this, but is nobody reacting to the last line:
"We hope that you... will give us an earlier opportunity to restore your confidence..."
An *earlier* opportunity? So, they're not only aliens, but they time travel, too?!
How did I miss that? Ridiculous!
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