As a follow-up to funniest book in the history of the world, here's a funny story which reminded me of this frustrating experience. I was at the train station the other day waiting to board a bus to Jerusalem (that's not a mistake (the "bus at the train station" part, not the part about wanting to go to Jerusalem (although some people in Tel Aviv would disagree (no, I'm not getting paid by the parentheses office)))).
So as my friends here know, nothing stresses me out more than waiting to be served: at a government office, a restaurant counter, WHATEVER. The fact that there are NO LINES to clarify who the heck is next combined with my PARANOIA that people around me are going to cut in front of me is unbearable. This stress, however, is relieved when you just miss boarding an inter-city bus with the knowledge that you'll be one of the first to board the next one.
I find myself in this very situation on Monday, surrounded by a group of others including some non-descript woman standing nearby. As the bus comes, the crowd slowly boards one-by-one. As we inch our way to the front, I notice this woman turning her head repeatedly towards me to look at me.
Not really thinking anything of it, I continue inching my way towards the door to the bus until she and I arrive at the narrow entrance at the same time. She says in Hebrew "I think you were before me." Knowing I was getting on either way, I said with a sense of calmness, "That's ok, go ahead, but that's VERY, VERY nice of you. That doesn't happen very often in Israel."
She responds, "I'm not Israeli."
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't know if you had to be there or not, but that was funny.
Wednesday, January 23, 2008
Why am I Not Surprised?
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8 comments:
I guess she wasn't Polish either.
And certainly not Italian either.
Listen, you were given elbows for a reason. You tip them out a bit so that you look a bigger and wider than you are and then people are less likely to push you out of the way.
Works against bears too.
probably a German woman... :)
Amazing...you should have nominated her for the "$1,000 to anyone who could come up with a way to give Israelis more manners" contest run by some guy from San Diego or San Something online. (I forget where I saw that however, but the point remains.)
Your blog is right on point. Makes me enjoy my Israeli aliyah even more knowing I'm not the only one with these experiences. :)
Jessi, you're talking about this:
http://www.whatwarzone.com/2007/10/now-thats-chutzpah.html
Ok, this has been added to the current Haveil Havalim.
Love it!
There are lots of wonderful people here, really.
You didn't have to be there, but if you've ever lived in Israel you know what that punch line is going to be before the delivery.
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