YO YO YO, MY LOYAL READUZ!!! This is MC B-Love, kickin' it from the 03 in TA.
EAST SIIIIIIIIIDE!!!!!!!!!!!
I want to focus today on my main man Moziz. Moziz be CRAAAAAAAAAAY-ZEEEEEEE!
I knew it for a while, you know what I'm sayin', but I don't know if Y'ALL know it. Lemme aks you this: if I told you Moziz was frontin' all that time in the desert, not keepin' it real or being true to himself, would you believe me, dawgz? NO?
WELL, BELIEVE THAT!
Moziz was STRAIGHT trippin', yo!
(If Israelis don't understand what I just say, fear not. Neither do I, although do know that white youth in America like to listen to music lyrics like these. For more info on Moe, click here.
G-d, I hope they leave the headline.)
4 comments:
OMG, Benji, this just passed the Shimmy one for me!
Land of milk and honey indeed. More like a land of psychadelic acid trips.
Think about it. Non-sensical traffic flow patterns--definitely drugs. How people drive in this country--likely drugs. Bureaucracy in any government office--totally drugs. Eating all day long on Shabbat--munchies anyone?
Actually, it all makes perfect sense to me. (Yes, the mountain air of Jerusalem is better than drugs, for sure!)
;-)
[Seriously though, an interesting counterpoint is The Bible Code. Prof. Eliyahu Rips of Hebrew U is one of the main researchers in this field. Believe it or don't, but it's definitely interesting.]
honestly - i always thought abraham's conduct was a bit sus too..
and josef's fashion sense had to be indicative of somethin..
there a lot of juicey material going on in that book..
still love it though..
This is completly ignorant and stupid.
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