I was walking on the tayelet (boardwalk) with a friend yesterday, when i saw the perfect picture for you (alas, i didn't have a camera, or a photographic memory). An old man had clearly just gotten out of the sea and was standing IN HIS WET TIGHTY WHITIES, butt facing us, and on the tush was written some phrase in english with a picture of a monkey with a banana. I think it said something like "you are invited" or "the party starts here" or something to that effect. I can't remember...oy! but it was classic.
then we continue walking and i see this older, HAIRY HAIRY HAIRY man laying on some rocks with JUST tightie whities in such a "model laying on the beach showing off her bikini" pose. And these weren't big tighty whities, they were little.
it was NASTY.
thought i'd share.
Chag sameach, everybody!
Eat your heart out, Chof Gordon.
5 comments:
I miss Babe-watch!
Unfortunately these precious eyes have been scarred as well with said vision of man-glory.
Ech omrim "man glory"?
The good news is that my office overlooks the tayellet. The bad news is... it also provides uninhibited views of the well fed gentleman who walk down the beach in their speedos and the big gold bling... (and the tighty whities, and we all watch for "bouncy girl" who comes out with the warmer months, and last week there was some soft porn happening on the beach and... and....)
Manufacturers should be prohibited from printing anything on tighty-whities that are sized for adults. We should start a petition.
Let's keep the Underoos where they belong- on children.
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