Hello, Ynet readers, and welcome to the War Zone! Put on your flak jacket and let's have some fun.
Just a few quick photos before I (and the 35 pounds I just put on) hit the sack....
Is there anything more amazing than a country where the world's most famous soft drink wishes you a chag sameach?
Let's take a closer look, shall we?
Just beautiful. That's life in the Jewish state, people. Where capitalism meets religion.
Did I say Jewish state? Then what in G-D'S NAME IS THIS???
Keep looking....keep looking...see it? SEE IT??? That would be a woman with a FREAKING SANTA CLAUS HAT AT THE SEDER TABLE. Way to instill Jewish identity in the next generation, lady.
To those of you in Israel, be sure to make it to Jerusalem's Comedy Basement this Monday night. See you there!
MC: Hani Skutch
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5 comments:
First of all, Chag Sameach Benji. Second of all, since it seems you have joined the Great Aliyah Rush you need to do something about your non-Israeli name. It is the name of a kid who gets beat up in the bathroom all the time in middle school. Since you are "Israelified" now, change it to Ben. (sorry, ben zonah was taken). Loved the Dorky Dorf clip. I haven't seen you say anything that I didn't cover in my first book "Israeli Men and Other Disasters". My first episode of assault and battery came at Bank Leumi at the hands of a Russian woman who threw me out of a line at the bank. Wait until you say something like "why is that women wearing a bra to the beach? Doesn't she know it's not a bathing suit?" and someone replies: "Welcome to Israel". You haven't really made aliyah until this happens.
Chag sameach. Nice job with the Ynet gig. All this time I have been trying to boost my stats with Haveil Havlim.
What was I thinking. I can still write about life in Israel, from America, can't I. Ynet will have to take my post. Oy.
Also you on Ynet, and advertised in the JP--you're doing good!!
And I love a country that wishes me a chag sameach on its coke bottles...
Chag Sameach, Benji
Ho ho ho. Merry Passover.
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