Tuesday, September 02, 2008

I Don't Even Know What to Say (But It's Not B'tayavon)

CAN WE GET SOME MARKETING EXECS IN THE CONFERENCE ROOM IMMEDIATELY?!?

I just lost my appetite in approximately 2.7 seconds.

What exactly is the " ועוד " (and more) at the bottom? I don't think I want to find out. Fortunately thousands of tourists don't read Hebrew.

Some say "Dudu" is a nickname for David. Others say some shouldn't get into food services.

(Thanks Lonny.)

13 comments:

Safranit said...

But will you eat the "Meorav?"

Lisha said...

Oh dear... Is it a sign that I've assimilated that it took me three readings to figure out what was wrong with "Dudu HaGadol?" What's wrong with Big Dudu having a Shwarma place? You don't like Dudu? You have an uncle Dudu that farts a lot or... oh... Doo doo... doo-doo-doo! Yeah, I'll just go sit over in the corner now, shall I?

Baila said...

At least Dudu's not in business with his little sister [o]Snat.

Danny Brothers said...

What gets me is that Israelis understand that Dudu is a name with other meanings.... they really do.

Juggling Frogs said...

That brown swirly logo in the upper left hand side of the graphic isn't helping matters much, either.

Benji Lovitt said...

What does "meorav" mean again? I'd be more likely to look it up if I had Hebrew on my keyboard. Hopefully this will happen soon...

Baila, I thought Dudu's sister was Moran?

Shelley said...

that swirly little graphic is steaming. steaming doo doo gadol... appetizing!

Esther Kustanowitz said...

"Meorav yerushalmi" is mixed grill. Which you can read about here, if you really must.

Mia said...

I still haven't gotten over Dudu. I still can't say the name with a straight face.
I can't get myself to eat Meurav either.
I probably won't be having Meurav at Dudus. I don't think I could stomach the big kabbabs at Dudu's either.

Shoshana said...

i have seen that sign since it went up and haven't thought twice about it... too distracted by the construction on yafo/davidka to notice! nice to remember what it was like to be an american tourist and not stress the extra traffic on the way to work due to construction ... (btw, celebrating my ONE YEAR ali-versary today!)

Batya said...

Lots of names and words sound filthy and obscene in different languages. We've been here decades longer, but I still have trouble with the xmas decorations in succot.

Mia said...

I don't know if anyone reads this but... you know what Dudu, Osnat and Morans grandmothers mane is. I just found out. It is Pua. And she has a resteraunt in Yafo shuk.
So restaranting runs in the family.

Stacy Tenenbaum said...

I am catching up on What War Zone reading, and just read this. I burst out laughing causing others in cubeland to ask what was so funny. I really couldn't convey the humor properly to my lovely goyishe coworkers...