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Ilana,Those men don't exist. Take 2 or three poin...

2008-05-06T14:42:00.000+03:00

Ilana,

Those men don't exist. Take 2 or three points, you've got a match, but the entire package? That's what movies are for!

I'll bring some flowers, clean the house, chop the veggies, protect the ladies from bad guys, recommend good books - but I can't even seem to put the freaking screen back on my window! Seriously, it's pissing me off. I got like 3 mosquito stings last night.

Is there a lady out there who knows how to put a screen back in a window?

You better have an excellent screening process, ot...

2008-05-06T00:12:00.000+03:00

You better have an excellent screening process, otherwise, that Vee-Shmoneh had better be spiked because we are gonna have a lot of work to do separating the wheat from the chaff...
Not that I've ever been one to shy away from work...

Thanks, Baila! Ladies, ladies, Benji Massachusett...

2008-05-05T23:21:00.000+03:00

Thanks, Baila!

Ladies, ladies, Benji Massachusetts Travel has trips to all kinds of places. Anything for Israel. Now please send me your and your lady friends' phone numbers for our upcoming launch party. We're serving V-Shmoneh.

By the way, did we clear up the confusion about "V...

2008-05-05T19:56:00.000+03:00

By the way, did we clear up the confusion about "V-shmoneh"? I still think this should be left untranslated ("Vi Eht").

"Motel Shesh"? I think you are still showing sign...

2008-05-05T19:55:00.000+03:00

"Motel Shesh"? I think you are still showing signs of being an oleh chadash. I think if you said "Malon Shesh," you would then be truly Israeli.

"Motel Shesh"? I think you are still showing sign...

2008-05-05T19:53:00.000+03:00

"Motel Shesh"? I think you are still showing signs of being an oleh chadash. I think if you said "Malon Shesh," you would then be truly Israeli.

I kept waiting for the buses of men from the midwe...

2008-05-05T19:02:00.000+03:00

I kept waiting for the buses of men from the midwest coming to comfort single NY women after 9/11. But they never came.

:(

Bahn,Last few posts were very funny. But no time ...

2008-05-05T14:48:00.000+03:00

Bahn,

Last few posts were very funny. But no time to comment on each one.

Ilana,

Good Luck.

Oh, and I forgot the part about reading Dr. Suess ...

2008-05-05T14:20:00.000+03:00

Oh, and I forgot the part about reading Dr. Suess out loud. Hebrew or English is ok.

:-)

Danny,This I know. So let me be more specific: a...

2008-05-05T14:11:00.000+03:00

Danny,
This I know.
So let me be more specific: a tour bus full of caring, considerate men who don't mind cutting up the vegetables for salad, keep their trousers pulled up above their derriere crack, know how to make a proper campfire, aren't afraid of spiders, know how to fix plumbing and/or electric fixtures, understand that crumbs on the counter are BAD, open doors and bring flowers once in a while, can give a decent neck massage, and put up with a bit of moodiness once in a while without making a big deal about it.
If I go on too much I might sound unreasonable. So do you think there are even 50 men like that in Israel?
;-)

oh jeez, ilana. all it takes for us israeli hornd...

2008-05-05T13:37:00.000+03:00

oh jeez, ilana. all it takes for us israeli horndogs is the knowledge that a woman just exists! if she's alive, we're in pursuit mode.

and by "we" i mean those really loud, obnoxious, for some reason typically hairy guys that yell a lot.

I'm afraid of the dark. Is that enough to send a ...

2008-05-05T10:45:00.000+03:00

I'm afraid of the dark. Is that enough to send a tour bus full of men to my house to comfort me ?