tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-35250603.post-32556216693609361932007-04-08T10:02:00.000+03:002007-10-12T10:04:48.412+02:00<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">Last night, I boarded a bus from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem. Well, to be accurate, I was forced on by a raging mob of impatient pushers and line-cutters. Why they had to push, I have no idea, since we were standing close to the front of the line and all those in my vicinity were assured seats on the bus. Ten minutes earlier, as I was closer to the back of the line, I watched the same phenomenon, as a different group of pushers practically ran over an elderly woman until the driver got out of his seat and screamed something to the effect of "WHAT IN THE *#&amp;^ ARE YOU IDIOTS DOING???" This juvenile, inconsiderate, selfish, and potentially dangerous behavior is disgusting.<br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eC_CacGjgfA/RhgbRUuwgyI/AAAAAAAAAQc/7EqYAiU4YLA/s1600-h/pitb.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050816966532563746" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; cursor: pointer; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_eC_CacGjgfA/RhgbRUuwgyI/AAAAAAAAAQc/7EqYAiU4YLA/s400/pitb.gif" border="0" /></a><span style="font-style: italic;">Hey, it's <a href="http://www.lollapalooza.com/">Lollapalooza</a>!</span><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">Oops, sorry-it's just the line for bus #405.</span><br /></div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eC_CacGjgfA/RhgXd0uwgxI/AAAAAAAAAQU/gXPoIr3y55s/s1600-h/turnstile.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5050812783234417426" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; cursor: pointer; text-align: center;" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eC_CacGjgfA/RhgXd0uwgxI/AAAAAAAAAQU/gXPoIr3y55s/s400/turnstile.jpg" border="0" /></a>Popular question: "What can <span style="font-style: italic;">olim chadashim</span> (new immigrants)<br />bring to Israel in this day and age?" Here's my suggestion.<br /><div style="text-align: center;">(Only pushy line-cutters could inspire back-to-back sarcastic captions.)<br /></div></div><br />To the @$$holes who did their best to recreate the <a href="http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1434230/19960517/smashing_pumpkins.jhtml">Smashing Pumpkins fatal mosh pit</a>, I dedicate this song.<br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><strong>To the tune of "David Melech Yisrael"</strong></span><br />"Hey! You!<br />Get the **** in line!<br />Get...your... @$$ in line!<br /><br />Get your ****ing @$$ in line!<br />Get the **** in line!<br />Get your ****ing @$$ in line!<br />Get the **** in line!<br /><br /><em>Aaaaaaaaata</em>!<br />(<em>Manyak</em>!)<br /><em>Manyak</em>!<br />(<em>Ata</em>!)<br /><br />GET IN LINE!<br />(You're a ****!)<br />You're a ****!<br />Yes, you are!<br /><br />When you sing it, I recommend dressing up as your favorite Biblical hero or Zionist thinker. (It's educational for the kids.)<br /><br />This can be the beginning of a revolution, my loyal readers! As Theodore Herzl so eloquently stated, "If you will it, it is no dream." I dream of lines; do you dream, too?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/35250603-3255621669360936193?l=www.whatwarzone.com'/></div>Benji Lovitthttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10695249834038406639blovitt@gmail.com7